Superintendents of the Esoteric Cabinet,

I found a quite exceptional piece in last week's East Fifecestershire Mail and I thought that it was important to share with The Bellyaches readership. Consider the rail link question if so desired but do lament the microcosm recounted by CT, for those buses are microcosms for society. The newspaper deserves praise for publishing this letter in this form, as does CT for its structure and wit, I apologise for the formatting I have adopted at the behest of my host. In our politically correct world, only a member of the public would be allowed to say this, if a politician was to use these words, they'd be pilloried.