Deterrents of Ninja Dinosaurs,

Praise must be indeed heaped onto those who climbed onto the Scottish Parliament building to unfurl a flag. Climbing is an underrated skill; only this week, Gordon from The Aliens has fallen from a tree and broken his clavicle. Having said that, the ledge the Parliament protesters climbed to does not look a terribly difficult place to reach, they would hardly have to be Bear Grylls-like.

I can’t understand this fuss over renewing those nuclear weapons, specifically the Trident missiles. There’s no point to having weapons of mass destruction – these weapons are used to destroys cities and decimate nations. I can’t envisage “Britain” ever being in a war against another nation ever again. There will always be conflict but it will be against people, whether “Britain” will ever see the need to attack the countries that harbour those people is the question. There’s no doubt that such hugely indiscriminative weapons are completely unjust, however, it’s perhaps worth renewing them - just for a laugh, after all the people (Prime Minister Cameron, Depute Prime Minister Brown, etc) who decide to fire them will be safely tucked away in underground bunkers before they give the order.

In any case, “Britain” now has to renew their nuclear deterrent. If they’d gone about this properly; stayed hushed and decided let our current weapons expire, “Britain” could then have pretended that they still had nuclear missiles, but of course, they’ve let the cat out of the bag with this whole “debate” idea.

The other option would be to carry out a bunch of pre-emptive strikes; “Britain” could obliterate any nation that thought would be likely to cause a bit o’bother in the future, they could do this in the next few weeks (the sooner they get started, the sooner they get finished) and get their money’s worth out of their current stock.

I’m powerless.