Explorers to the Heart of Amateur Heroics,

I wandered the hardware department of Rejects, Kirkcaldy. I had found two of the things on my agenda; an aerial splitter and super glue (I’d later stick my shoe to my hand); but I had trouble finding a fuse.

It’s no surprise that people base comedy sketches on these places. There’s a certain brand of people that frequent these places.

‘Oh, that’s a braw bit o’cable.’, said one man to his pal.

He meant it.